Merry Christmas: The Wingnut Social Blooper Reel
Episode #104 the Wingnut Social Podcast
What You’ll Hear On This Episode of Wingnut Social
Follow along—see if you can guess who said what!
Welcome to our wacky Wingnut Christmas
“The wingnut social podcast fueled by the fat in my a$%.”
“I had a shot and I’m chasing it with Red Bull right now.”
“North Carolina go on and raise up. Take your shirt off to surround your hand like a helicopter.”
“Hold on. I’m taking another sip of wine.”
“If we’re rubbish, it’s not because we’re rubbish.”
“I have a face for radio. I’m ready.”
“I’ll tell you what—this podcast here is hard work.”
“Ethel! Ethel I need some help! Can you help me do my hair? I can’t quite get my arms up there anymore. My shoulders are dead.”
“You’re going to be in a pine box.”
“That’s all I need. I don’t need nothing fancy because when you’re dead, you’re dead. Who am I trying to impress? Am I right?”
Natalie the Giraffe Masters Kung Fu
“It’s straight up Kung Fu and we just Judo and we just get ‘em and we like to really kick them where it counts. I mean, that’s the best to just go kick a criminal straight in the balls.”
“Now where does a giraffe learn Kung Fu raised in a zoo?”
“Well, there was the panda at the zoo. I forgot to tell you about the Panda…”
“The Kung Fu Panda?!”
We resume the abnormal broadcast
“So Far away. Doesn’t anyone podcast close anymore?”
“So excited, going to Disney World, gonna see Star Wars Land. Yeah!”
“They love us. He works hard for the money!”
“Hello, my honey! Hello, my baby! Hello, my ragtime gal. Send me a kiss by wire. Baby, my heart’s on fire…”
“Natalie, can you hear me?”
“It’s the hard-knock life for us!”
A love for Little Debbie
Hi, my name is Darla and I have a problem. Hello my name is Darla and I am a Little Debbie addict.
“I offered her a little Debbie and she said no.”
“How can you say no to that? “
“Cuz I don’t like them.”
“Yeah. Me neither, actually,”
GASP.
“Should we do it now or afterwards?”
“Let’s not take over Robert.”
“Oh, you got called Robert!”
“Ooooooooh”.
“Come on Tubby.”
“Oh, you just did not…”
“I like saying giraffe as your last name.”
“I’ll change it legally.”
“To what, rhinoceros?!”
“Badoom boom, try the veal.”
“Aren’t you hilarious Darla?”
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